Sirman's Bolivia & the Andes, April 2003
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Sent on Apr. 20, 2003 from La Paz, Bolivia. Time in Bolivia: 2 hours ahead of EST in USA, as in Argentina. Exchange rate: US$ = 7.59 Bolivian Pesos. Arica, Chile, 8-hour bus to east. Hello from La Paz & Lake Titicaca, Bolivia 1. La Paz by Mount Illimani and Lake Titicaca, Bolivia. At 4,058 meters, La Paz has the highest elevation of any major city in the world. It is in the Altiplano, where soroche (altitude sickness) especially during sleep becomes a serious problem. I first experienced this in Cuzco, Peru. During the day, things were OK, though you got out of breath faster. At night, I could not sleep at all, for the air that got into my lungs with regular shallow breathing was not sufficient. This is not a case of waking up continuously; it is not sleeping at all. This is why as soon as we arrived at the outskirts of La Paz, before the huge drop to the valley below, where the downtown La Paz is located, I asked the driver to drop me off at the cemetery, where you catch the bus to Copacabana, the town on the shore of Lake Titicaca. The air is even thinner here than in La Paz, I was told. Sleep was out that night, so I read my travel book. Next day, I took a catamaran ride in the lake, stopped at one of the 2 islands, and caught the last bus to La Paz. La Paz occupies the sides of 2 steep cliffs facing each other, though the entire area is full of mountains and cliffs. The white-capped Mt. Illimani crowns the whole area, and the city. From the air, the landscape looks unbelievable. As a city down to earth, however, I thought La Paz is really just a dump. Bolivia is a poor country, which is visible everywhere you look. There are beggars on the streets, and, as in Chile, no one I tried to approach spoke English. I had my Lama steak--delicious, its taste a mix of veal and venison--and knowing I would not sleep that night too, I checked into ways of getting out of there. The distance on the map from La Paz to Santa Cruz in the middle looks about the same as the 8-hour Arica to La Paz. Forget it. It takes 18 hours thru hairpin turns on very mountainous roads. So I took the plane instead and landed an hour later in Santa Cruz. The airport bus brought me to the last station, and finally a taxi brought me to the bus terminal. To my surprise, I found a bus to Salta, Argentina that day. This will be my second night without sleep . . . 2. Change of plans. I had mentioned that I will make my way as I go along. Well, from Santa Cruz I had intended to take a flight to Manaus, Brazil and the Amazon. I was going to get my visa in Santa Cruz, as direct flights to Manaus originate from there, not from La Paz. At the airport I was told that since I was coming from Bolivia, I would have to have also a Yellow Fever shot, the same if I continued to Asuncion, Paraguay, plus a visa--the travel book I have does not mention either. I was not about to search, without any Spanish, for the place where they gave such shots, explain what I needed, hope that they would understand and give me the right shot. Instead, I dropped both Brazil and Paraguay from my plans and took the only way out: south to Argentina, where I did not need any of this. If I want I can do Manaus in a point-to-point trip (eg., Miami to Manaus) at a later date, maybe . . . We often accuse the French for not wanting to speak English, even if they know how. It is much worse here, I came to believe. I am typing this in Santa Cruz, while waiting for my bus to Salta, Argentina at 6pm, a ride of 19 hours, for which I paid $35 US--and probably got ripped off by about $10. Well, no Spanish, what can you expect? I am hoping Argentinean border patrol will not see my first entry stamp and give me a new one. Actually, I am hoping that the bus WILL wait me thru the formalities, exit stamp from Bolivia, entry to Argentina . . . We'll see. Addendum to Bolivia: Bus, Bolivia to Argentina. Sent on Apr. 23, 2003 from Salta, Argentina. 1. WARNING. Bus lines, Bolivia to another country. Avoid the bus connections from Santa Cruz, Bolivia to Argentina or Paraguay or Brazil AT ALL COSTS. The international bus desk at Santa Cruz bus terminal--turn left after the entrance, the counters all the way at the end, facing you--are under the control of organized Bolivian Mafia, its agent Jorge, Nuelvo. The signs over these counters read: Empressa Trans Rosario International, on the next counter: Empressa International de Transporte. I was not the only one taken; a Chinese professor from Sao Paulo, Brazil, with fluent Spanish, heading for Asuncion, Paraguay, and an American, supposedly an expert on travel in Latin America, also fluent in Spanish, heading for Brazil were also ripped off. I will report the details of this to the Lonely Planet, et al. the Bolivian Embassy, and the US State Dept. when I return. Here is how the scheme works. First, Bolivia is still a Latin version of the American Wild West, that is to say, a chaotic place, even for booking small excursions. The rural landscape leading to La Paz was gorgeous, dotted with quaint settlements, Lama, goat, sheep, cow, horse herds, the villagers busy on their fields, the colorful costumes, and the beautiful scenery . . . The landscape around La Paz is awesome, but the cities are in sorry state, with lots of beggars, people eking out a living any which way. Poverty I have seen before; here you have also crookedness in some of the most basic things, like a bus ticket, also to popular destinations in Bolivia, like Lake Titicaca. If you insist on going to Bolivia, do it by air, don't take a bus that crosses ANY border, or for that matter, don't take a bus in Bolivia, period, for the roads are often decided on the go. When you come to any one of the 5 counters at Santa Cruz bus terminal that sell bus tickets to Argentina, Brazil, or Paraguay, you are shown the poster of a very modern double-deck bus and told of a direct connection. The cost is stated in Dollars; for Salta they started at $45. Since, up to this point, with busses in Argentina and Chile costs were about $1 per hour, say $30 for the 29 hour trip from Santiago to Arica, I questioned the $45 for a stated 19-hour trip to Salta. Well, since I was a tourist, they said, they agreed to reduce the cost to $35, and I assumed I was still taken by say $10. (The Chinese and other American paid the full stated fare for their trips.) That they reduced my fare so readily already gave me a signal that something was wrong, BUT I did not have a choice: these were the only bus desks out of Bolivia to Argentina. And I accepted the truth of the 19-hour direct connection to Salta, Argentina, because busses from Argentina and Chile to Bolivia indeed cross the border, the bus staff helping out with border formalities. I got a bus ticket with a Nuelvo label, showing a direct connection to Salta. I assumed Nuelvo was the ticket agent for that bus line. Well, the other American and I watched the Chinese taken to a beat-up bus to Paraguay. The poor guy was shaken when he saw the bus, as were we. The other American suffered the same fate. Then came my turn: in a bus that looked like stolen from a junkyard, one on which changing to 1st gear or reverse sounded like the entire transmission would come apart. The unshaven driver and his 2 helpers could have played the part of border-crossing drug smugglers in a movie of that kind. The other passengers looked like pictures of illegal aliens crossing from the Mexican border to USA, with sacks full of stuff carried on board. The bus took off at 6:48pm, 48 minutes late. The next 13 hours to the border was a night adventure. The seats were tight and very uncomfortable, but the first 100 miles of the road was paved and we were making good headway. At some settlements the residents had put a rope across the highway, to force the busses to stop so that local peddlers could enter the bus and sell things. Then the road just stopped and we started to ride on the landscape. I thought "surely this is a small stretch of road under construction; we will soon join the regular road." Forget it. We began using--I am not making this up--railroad tracks as our road, crossing a few 100-meter shaky one-way rail bridges along the way. The road continued like this for the next 9 hours, at times going thru flooded areas, creeks, fields, thru small ravines, cow paths with potholes large enough to swallow a car. We drove mostly in 2nd gear for those 9 hours. The last 20 miles to the city of Yacuiba, Bolivia--avoid this road at all costs--were paved and the bus dropped us off at the Bolivian side of border crossing at about 7:30am, 13 hours later. The exit stamp was easy enough. I was greeted by a young guy who took me to the offices--sign over the dingy office said so--of Mr. Jorge Nuelvo, who put me in a car--that turned out to be a taxi for which I was asked to pay 3 Pesos (30 cents) that brought me to the Argentinean border crossing a few minutes later. Sleepless for 3 nights now, I had to wait for 2 hours in an unmoving line. Nuelvo came over to me occasionally to give the impression he was doing something for me. At his final visit, he asked me to give him the ticket I was given in Santa Cruz, pantomiming that he would now get me my continuation ticket to Salta. Telling myself "what can I lose," I gave it to him. That was the end of that ticket, but not Nuelvo. Eventually the Argentineans must have decided I was dressed unlike the rest of the people around me and pulled me off the line, indeed the only Westerner in the middle of hordes of locals. After seeing that I was from USA, spoke no Spanish, plus all the stamps and visas in my passport, the man in charge of immigration himself told his people to give me an entry stamp for 3 entries, just in case I crossed borders again. From then on, I was treated like a visiting royalty there and at the next 3 check points where my luggage was searched each time, the police finding someone who spoke English, to ask me what I intended to do with the 2 bottles of sand I had with me--from Atacama desert in Chile. (Each time, I told them I was a geology professor at the University of Miami, as I did not think that I collected sand would sound convincing. The stamps in my passport convinced everyone I had to be someone very important, if not a CIA agent, for they showed them to each other and mumbled things.) One last part about the Mafia. After I had my stamps, and was away 50 meters or so from the Argentinean border station, Nuelvo himself and 2 burly associates appeared again out of nowhere and asked me to pay $25 for helping me out with the entry stamp. By then I knew that the bus ticket that said to Salta had ended there, that the locals had paid about $4 for the same ticket, I had been taken for NOT $10 but $31, that I had to find a new bus to Salta . . . BUT now I was in Argentina. I smiled and said "no Spanish," put my arm around Nuelvo's shoulder and started to guide him to the Argentinean border station, so they would translate me his request. After a bit of arm-wrestling, seeing that I was serious, the 3 guys disappeared fast and that was the end of my dealing with Nuelvo and his gang. Argentina felt like heaven. I found the last seat in a much neater bus to Salta and arrived 7 hours later, thru land that looked like eastern Pennsylvania but with semi-tropical vegetation, the north-central provinces of Jujuy and Salta.